8.17.2013

Khloe Kardashian and I are the same person

I love Saturday's because it gives me a chance to appease my OCD's ritualistic tendencies and deep clean my already clean house. It also allows me to catch up on my DVR. I haven't watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians in three weeks (GASP!) so I decided to go to Greece with the fam.

Khloe has always been my favorite Kardashian for many, many reasons. I can identify with her, she is hilarious, and so unafraid to be herself. I'm pretty much convinced she and I are the same person, and here's a list of GIF's that explain why (See what I did there? Still catering to the OCD.)

1. We have no filter. Girlfriend and I speak our minds, and are pretty cut & dry. She has no problem letting someone know wazzup to their face and this is basically my trademark as well ;)
 

2. Totally self-explanatory. Preach it sister!


3. We are both unashamed to shake what our mama's gave us. In fact, I just learned tonight at dinner with my family that at my sister's wedding a couple of weekends ago, I may have shoved my tits in my 15 year old niece's 16 year old boyfriend's face. In my defense, I don't remember it because I may have had 10 a couple of shots that night. Whoops.


4. We are both vulgar as F*%#. We put sailors to shame. Now, I'm an incredibly intelligent woman. I got a 28 on my ACT for cryin' out loud. But I am not ashamed to drop an F bomb while I'm busy curing cancer and writing a best selling novel all simultaneously. Can I get an amen?!


5. We are both clearly animal lovers. Just put us both on the fast-track to sainthood.


6. Let us fly our control freak flag proudly. Ain't no shame in my controlling game babe.  


7. Bible, I spend 99.5% of my time giving people this face. It's like, we are both just astonished at other people's stupidity. Did your mom every tell you if you made a sour face it would freeze that way? Well, clearly this face just made us prettier. Sorry 'bout it.



8. Lezbehonest, we are ha-freakin-larious. And, we share the same mentality regarding saggy balls. Great minds really do think alike.


9. Speaking of, we are both highly revered philosophers. Plato, Aristotle, Khloe Kardashian, Kayla Layla. We're all cut from the same philosophical cloth. My most famous quote? "Life is like a box of chocolates; for every delicious caramel or fudge, you get a nasty ass coconut or orange creme. So screw the box of chocolates and buy yourself a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. That way, you can enjoy every bit of life." Deep.


10. Both of our names start with 'K'. It's like, I was meant to be a Kardashian. No GIF needed ;)



Aren't Khloe and I so wonderful? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to fill the bathtub up with candy and wait for Lamar Bradley to get home.

6 comments:

  1. I LOVE this! I am a Kardashian junkie, too! I put it on Netflix when I workout on my treadmill...I figure watching gorgeous people will motivate me! Haha. I am with you, Khloe is by far my favorite. My husband has had to watch the show with me before and he rarely says anything about it, but he did say she is the only sane on in the family.

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  2. She's my fav Kardashian too! Love the GIFs!

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  3. She's my favorite too, guess that means I will have to get on board with you too 😜 I'm pretty sure I will have to recreate that last picture when my belly gets bigger, haha. That won't be awkward at all.

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  4. so basically me you & khloe are the same person!! LOL love your box of chocolate quote. happy you're part of the blog world now! welcome :)

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  5. Bwah!! Loved this! I too still watch this show religiously. I just can't help it. So sad to hear about her and Lamar and everything that is going on with them. She is def my most fave sister of the 3.

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