Khloe has always been my favorite Kardashian for many, many reasons. I can identify with her, she is hilarious, and so unafraid to be herself. I'm pretty much convinced she and I are the same person, and here's a list of GIF's that explain why (See what I did there? Still catering to the OCD.)
1. We have no filter. Girlfriend and I speak our minds, and are pretty cut & dry. She has no problem letting someone know wazzup to their face and this is basically my trademark as well ;)
2. Totally self-explanatory. Preach it sister!
3. We are both unashamed to shake what our mama's gave us. In fact, I just learned tonight at dinner with my family that at my sister's wedding a couple of weekends ago, I may have shoved my tits in my 15 year old niece's 16 year old boyfriend's face. In my defense, I don't remember it because I may have had
4. We are both vulgar as F*%#. We put sailors to shame. Now, I'm an incredibly intelligent woman. I got a 28 on my ACT for cryin' out loud. But I am not ashamed to drop an F bomb while I'm busy curing cancer and writing a best selling novel all simultaneously. Can I get an amen?!
5. We are both clearly animal lovers. Just put us both on the fast-track to sainthood.
6. Let us fly our control freak flag proudly. Ain't no shame in my controlling game babe.
7. Bible, I spend 99.5% of my time giving people this face. It's like, we are both just astonished at other people's stupidity. Did your mom every tell you if you made a sour face it would freeze that way? Well, clearly this face just made us prettier. Sorry 'bout it.
8. Lezbehonest, we are ha-freakin-larious. And, we share the same mentality regarding saggy balls. Great minds really do think alike.
9. Speaking of, we are both highly revered philosophers. Plato, Aristotle, Khloe Kardashian, Kayla Layla. We're all cut from the same philosophical cloth. My most famous quote? "Life is like a box of chocolates; for every delicious caramel or fudge, you get a nasty ass coconut or orange creme. So screw the box of chocolates and buy yourself a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. That way, you can enjoy every bit of life." Deep.
10. Both of our names start with 'K'. It's like, I was meant to be a Kardashian. No GIF needed ;)
Aren't Khloe and I so wonderful? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to fill the bathtub up with candy and wait for