I'm still alive!

Kayla Layla here, back in action. Still trying to kick this UTI's ass that may have potentially caused a kidney infection. I had to go back into the doctor yesterday and give two more urine samples. I pissed all over my hand again in the process. You'd think I'd have it down by now. They also took some blood to run tests on. Hopefully I know something soon so that they can give me another antibiotic that will work. My thing is, it's 2013. How is this shit not a piece of cake to cure? What the fuck modern medicine?

So anyway, I'm going to do a little weekend recap even though it's Wednesday because I'm Kayla and I can.

Despite being sick I still woke up at 7am on Saturday and deep cleaned the shit out of my house while Bradley was at work. I scrubbed my kitchen and my bathroom like it was my job and vacuumed until my house was covered in carpet lines. I discovered that I'm going to have to get some Cheerios to throw in the toilet for Bradley so he can work on a little target practice. He's mentioned wanting to get a gun for the house, but judging by his aim in the bathroom, he's got some work to do before we get to that point.

I thought I was going to die after cleaning, yet I felt such a sense of satisfaction and happiness from it that I didn't care. I had all of 20 minutes to shower before my sister Heather and my niece Kjirsten came over, along with the rest of our family. I am given the task for every dance and event in Kjirsten's life of doing her hair and makeup, and since it was Homecoming, I was on the job.

If you've seen me you know that I do absolutely nothing special to myself. I look exactly the same everyday. So it's fun for me to live vicariously through pretty people who can rock a versatile look. Kj is also incredibly beautiful so she can pull off just about anything and look amazing.

I know, she's a freaking knock-out, right? Clearly she gets her good looks from me.

For real though. I was also given the task of photographing her and her boyfriend along with all their friends. I felt so bad for the other girls who had to stand next to her and have their picture taken. She just blew them out of the water. Pretty people have it so rough.

On Sunday we had our annual JDRF fundraising walk. As I mentioned before, my nephew Kohlton is a Type 1 diabetic just like Bradley. Every year he has a team and we all wear shirts and participate. It's always a lot of fun, there's games and prizes, free food, and typically the weather is always really beautiful.

Kohlton and Bradley were buddy-buddy the majority of the day doing diabetic activities like playing catch and checking their blood sugars.

Sometimes it's so hard for me to believe that this is all mine. Eat your heart out ladies.

Afterwards I went home and laid in bed and pleaded with the Lord to just take me. Being sick really brings out my dramatic side.

Anyways, I'm feeling slightly better, but I still overall feel like shit. I'm ready to pee without fear!

I came home last night and my Bradley had dinner on the table and a beautiful bouquet of flowers for me. Because he put it on nice plates he considers it to be home cooked. As long as I don't have to clean up I don't care where it came from.

Bradley has been so good about taking care of me and he's been so so sweet. I almost wish I was sick all the time so would keep this up.

On a side note, can we talk about Bruce and Kris Jenner separating? What the fuck Kardashians? First my homegirl Khloe and crackhead Lamar, and now Bruce and Kris? If Kourtney and Scott split, I'm done with life.

Thanks for listening to my word vomit for the day. Tomorrow I will have a special guest post from my girl Veronica that I am so so so excited about!

Later Taters!


  1. Oh no girlie. They can give you something so it doesn't hurt when you pee. I feel your pain:) seriously gorgeous niece. I hope all gets better soon

  2. I'm glad to see you're at least feeling well enough to blog... I've missed you!! We've found out the hard way that Emily is resistant to the regular antibiotics they give for UTI's so they have to give her a different strain of it... maybe that's what's happening to you?! I don't know... totally not a doctor but I want you feeling better soon!!

  3. hahahahahah OMG I've missed stalking you :)

  4. oh man...that cheerios comment had me laughing out loud.

    When I first started living with my now husband, I mentioned a few times that he pissed everywhere but the toilet. He said that it wasn't his fault and that he had a crooked urethra, making peeing in a straight stream hard. I let it go and just grumbled to myself every time I had to clean the three feet of floor surrounding the toilet.

    About two years after telling me about his medical issue, I brought it up again, suggesting maybe we get it checked out and he told me that he had told it to me as a joke and couldn't believe I thought it was true.

    He still pees everywhere. Everywhere.

  5. What the fuck Kardashians is right!
    I mean, really,...what the actual fuck Kris & Bruce?!
    I'm superrrr bummed about Khloe and Lamar, and then this is like..."WHAT?"
    I'm not AS surprised...but I'm pretty surprised.
    Glad you were able to have a pretty good weekend despite the UTI & I really hope it's not an infection. :((

  6. I hope you get back to normal, KTL! I miss you and Bubba Louie!

  7. Hahahaha, you are too much. This post made me laugh so much, especially the part about the cheerios!

  8. This post made me laugh out loud!! You are a funny girl :)

  9. Are Khloe and Lamar really off? Do you think Kris and Bruce are really off too? I'm slacking in all areas of my life, I am so glad I have a good friend like you to keep me from being completely culturally irrelevant. Is it summer again yet? I want to get back to floating in the pool with my trash mags and strawberitas..

    I hope you're feeling better and you didn't have the kidney infection. I can't imagine the agony of that one :(